Rocket Ready, Chalked Up: Edelrid's Ascent Essential.
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Edelrid Rope Bowl: Climb On To Adventure's Delicious New Bowl!
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Edelrid Rocket Lady Chalk Bag: Your Climbing Partner, Designed for Women.
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Rope Rider Bag: Conquer the Climb, Carry with Confidence, Adventure Awaits
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Sendero's Last Stand: Crazy Clearance on Edelrid's Legendary Climb Gear
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Shield II Helmet: Peak Protection. Ride Confidently.
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Sendero: Conquer Cliffs with Confidence. Your Ultimate Climbing Companion.
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Edelrid Sirana: Climb Higher, Fear Less. Your New Best Friend on the Rock!
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Edelrid Sirana TC Harness: Unleash Your Climbing Freedom – Lightweight & Durable.
“Unleash your inner adventurer with the Horizon Walker – a meticulously crafted timepiece designed to ignite your spirit of exploration. This isn’t just a watch; it's a statement. The rugged titanium case and sapphire crystal shield against the elements, while the hand-assembled Swiss movement guarantees precision and timeless elegance. Each Horizon Walker features a unique, star-inspired dial, reminiscent of the vast, uncharted territories you’re destined to conquer. Feel the pulse of adventure with every tick and transform your everyday into an extraordinary journey.”
Salathe Lite: Lightweight, Mighty. Conquer the Crag. Get Yours!
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Edelrid Salathe: Conquer the Peak – Your Ultimate Climbing Helmet.
“Unleash your inner adventurer with the Wanderlust Journal – a handcrafted sanctuary for your dreams, memories, and untold stories. Crafted from ethically sourced leather and filled with thick, creamy pages, this journal isn’t just a place to write, it’s a portal to becoming who you were always meant to be. Let your thoughts flow, sketch your inspirations, and build a legacy of experiences within its beautifully bound pages. It’s more than a journal, it’s a life well-lived, waiting to be recorded.”
Edelrid Splitter: Grip It & Rip It! Chalk Bag for Climbers Who Crush!
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